Quote of the Day: The Goonies

Goonies - Chunk interrogation
Francis Fratelli: Tell us everything! Everything!
Chunk: Everything. OK! I’ll talk! In third grade, I cheated on my history exam. In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Max’s toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play. In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog… when my mom sent me to the summer camp for fat kids and then they served lunch I got nuts and I pigged out and they kicked me out… but the worst thing I ever done – I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, t-t-then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa – and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life.
Jake Fratelli: [amused] I’m beginning to like this kid, Ma!
Mama Fratelli: [tired of Chunk’s stalling] Hit puree!
Chunk Interrogation - Ma, I like this kid

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5 thoughts on “Quote of the Day: The Goonies”

    1. Me too! I just had to do a Goonies quote today because it is Robert Davi’s birthday today, and because, if everything goes as planned, I will be going to see a 30th anniversary screening of the movie tomorrow night. Sean Astin is going to be there, and there is going to be a Q&A session after the movie.

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