Quote of the Day: Author! Author!

Ivan: [finding Alice at a table with three champagne flutes; a single aspirin is in front of each] Why all the champagne?
Alice: I need it to take the aspirin.
Ivan: Why do you need aspirin?
Alice: Oh, champagne gives me a headache.

Happy 79th Birthday to Dyan Cannon!!!

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