Quote of the Day: Invasion U.S.A

Matt Hunter: If you come back in, I’ll hit you with so many rights you’ll be begging for a left.

Happy 76th Birthday to Chuck Norris!!

And did you know…

Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people, then it exploded.

Once a cobra bit Chuck Norris’ leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris doesn’t have good aim. His bullets just know better than to miss.

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