Category Archives: Quote of the Day

Quote of the Day: This is Spinal Tap

Bobbi Flekman: You put a *greased naked woman* on all fours with a dog collar around her neck, and a leash, and a man’s arm extended out up to here, holding onto the leash, and pushing a black glove in her face to sniff it. You don’t find that offensive? You don’t find that sexist?

Ian Faith: This is *1982*, Bobbi, c’mon!

Bobbi Flekman: That’s *right*, it’s 1982! Get out of the ’60s. We don’t have this mentality anymore.

Ian Faith: Well, you should have seen the cover they *wanted* to do! It wasn’t a glove, believe me.

Quote of the Day: Lethal Weapon 2

[Leo Getz explaining money laundering]

Leo Getz: Okay, okay, okay, okay, this is the best part okay? You make a tax deduction on interest payments you don’t even make! Am I an innovator? Am I a genius?

Martin Riggs: You’re a swindler!

Roger Murtaugh: Cheat!

Leo Getz: Everyone cheats a little bit… look at the Pentagon!

Happy 74th birthday to Joe Pesci!!!

Quote of the Day: Less Than Zero

Rip: Got a minute, sweetheart?
Julian: Surely.
Rip: We gots to talk business, friend.
Julian: Oh, no, all you need to do is relax. I’m gonna pay you back; all you have to do is *trust* me.
Rip: I don’t wanna trust you, Julian, I just want my 50 K, all right?
Julian: Patience is next to Godliness, Rip, didn’t I ever tell you that? Actually, it’s the flip side of cleanliness, but it’s still *pretty* fucking important if you ask me.
Rip: Then what the hell are we talking about, Julian?
Julian: We’re talking about you giving me a G on spec.
Rip: No. No. No way.
Julian: Listen, listen…
Rip: You’re crazy. Forget about it.
Julian: Come on. There’s these girls… falling all over me… for some blow. Come on.
Rip: [pauses, hands him the coke] This is the last time.
Julian: As soon as the club deal goes through, I’m recashing you every penny.
Rip: I hope so.
Julian: Well, don’t hope… trust!

Happy 57th birthday to James Spader!!!

Quote of the Day: Friday the 13th Part VII: The New Blood

There’s a legend around here. A killer buried, but NOT dead. A curse on Crystal Lake, a death curse. Jason Voorhees’ curse. They say he died as a boy, but he keeps coming back. Few have seen him and lived. Some have even tried to stop him. NO ONE can.