Category Archives: Quote of the Day

Quote of the Day: The Man with Two Brains

Dr. Michael Hfuhruhurr: You. You’re the elevator killer. Merv Griffin.

Merv Griffin: Yeah.

Dr. Michael Hfuhruhurr: Why?

Merv Griffin: I don’t know. I’ve always just loved to kill. I really enjoyed it. But then I got famous, and – it’s just too hard for me. And so many witnesses. I mean, *everybody* recognized me. I couldn’t even lurk anymore. I’d hear, “Who’s that lurking over there? Isn’t that Merv Griffin?” So I came to Europe to kill. And it’s really worked out very well for me.

Quote of the Day: Missing in Action

Sen. Maxwell Porter: Colonel James Braddock
Gen. Trau: Ah, Colonel Braddock. I heard much about you. Welcome to the People’s Republic of Vietnam.
[Offers a handshake but Braddock ignores him and stares at him]
Sen. Maxwell Porter: Colonel! You are a goddamn embarrasment, Braddock.
Col. James Braddock: That’s why I’m here, senator.

Happy 76th Birthday to Chuck Norris!!!

While other children were playing in sand, Chuck was playing in concrete.

Chuck Norris doesn’t worry about high gas prices. His vehicles run on fear.

Chuck Norris once fought superman. The loser had to wear his underwear over his pants.

There once was a street called Chuck Norris, but the name was changed for public safety because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives.

Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people, then it exploded.

Quote of the Day: Stand By Me

Gordie: Fuck writing, I don’t want to be a writer. It’s stupid. It’s a stupid waste of time.
Chris: That’s your dad talking.
Gordie: Bullshit.
Chris: Bull true.
Chris: I know how your dad feels about you. He doesn’t give a shit about you. Denny was the one. He cared about and don’t try to tell me different. You’re just a kid, Gordie.
Gordie: Oh, gee! Thanks, Dad.
Chris: Wish the hell I was your dad. You wouldn’t be goin’ around talkin’ about takin’ these stupid shop courses if I was. It’s like God gave you something, man, all those stories you can make up. And He said, “This is what we got for ya, kid. Try not to lose it.” Kids lose everything unless there’s someone there to look out for them. And if your parents are too fucked up to do it, then maybe I should.

Quote of the Day: Beverly Hills Cop II

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Sergeant Taggart: What are you doing in a place like this?

Axel Foley: What are you talkin’ about? A place like what?

Sergeant Taggart: A place like this. Swimming pool, Jacuzzi.

Axel Foley: What are you talkin’ about? I’m spoiling myself rotten. Oh, you mean the construction that’s going on. Yes, I’m very embarrassed about that. What I’m trying to do, though, is just confine myself to the other five bedrooms. I’m used to compromising my lifestyle.

Sergeant Taggart: Bullshit! You’ve stolen this house!

Axel Foley: How the fuck can you steal a house? This…my uncle’s house!
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Quotes of the Day: Weird Science and Rain Man

Weird Science

Lisa: This is a nuclear missile!

Chet: I didn’t think it was a whale’s dick, honey!


Rain Man

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[Raymond blows their ruse to get into a farmhouse to watch The People’s Court]

Charlie: That’s it. You blew it. You don’t get to see your program. Finished.

Raymond: One minute to Wapner.

Charlie: Yes, one minute to Wapner. I had you in there, Ray! You were in there! The defendant, the plaintiff, you had it all. They are in there making legal history. *Legal history!*

 

R.I.P. Bill Paxton and Judge Wapner