Category Archives: Quote of the Day

Quote of the Day: Some Kind of Wonderful

[In the locker room]

Girl: I’ve just never seen a girl wearing boys underpants before.

Watts: Have you ever seen a girl with a drumstick shoved up her nose?

Girl: Oh, is that some kind of a threat?

Watts: It’s some kind of a warning.

Happy 51st birthday to Mary Stuart Masterson!!!

 

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Quote of the Day: License to Drive

Les’ DMV Examiner: Now Anderson, I want you to take a good look at my cup of coffee. Now, I LOVE my coffee. It’s probably the only thing I cherish on this god forsaken mud ball called Earth! What I’m trying to say, Anderson, is that most examiners rely on this clipboard…
[throws the clipboard out the window]
Les’ DMV Examiner: I don’t believe in that shit. What I do believe is in my cup of coffee. Now this coffee is hot. If it falls on me it’ll probably burn me, right? Speak up, son!
Les: Yes, yes!
Les’ DMV Examiner: And nobody likes to get burn, now do they?
Les: No, no!
Les’ DMV Examiner: So it’s simple: You burn me, you fail. You don’t, you pass.

 

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Quote of the Day: Footloose

Ren: You like Men at Work?
Willard: Which man?
Ren: Men at Work.
Willard: Well where do they work?
Ren: No, they don’t, they’re a music group.
Willard: Well what do they call themselves?
Ren: Oh no! What about the Police?
Willard: What about ’em?
Ren: You ever heard them?
Willard: No, but I seen them.
Ren: Where, in concert?
Willard: No, behind you.

 

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Quote of the Day: Sophie’s Choice

Sophie: My mother, she’s very sick, you know. And I can’t do anything. But I think – if only I could have got – that meat for my mother it would make her strong. So I go to the country and er… the peasants were selling ham and I buy it with the black market money and I bring it back. But it’s forbidden, you know, because all the meat goes to the Germans. So I sat on the train and I hid it under my skirt, I am pretending that I am pregnant, you know? Oh I was so afraid. I was shaking. And then the German, was in front of the train and he saw me. So he come over and take under my skirt that ham and…
[pause]
Sophie: So they sent me Auschwitz.
Stingo: You were sent to Auschwitz because you stole a ham?
Sophie: No, I was sent to Auschwitz because they saw that I was afraid.

 

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Quote of the Day: Summer Rental

Scully: [Discussing the ocean] She’ll make ya rich, or she’ll feed ya to the fishes. If she wants you to dance, sonny boy, you’ve got to follow her lead.

Jack Chester: Didn’t I read that on your bathroom wall?

Scully: Yes. And it’s as true today as when I hung it there.

 

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Quote of the Day: The Blues Brothers

Jake: What’s this?

Elwood: What?

Jake: This car. This stupid car! Where’s the Cadillac?

[Elwood doesn’t answer]

Jake: The Caddy! Where’s the Caddy?

Elwood: The what?

Jake: The Cadillac we used to have. The Bluesmobile!

Elwood: I traded it.

Jake: You traded the Bluesmobile for this?

Elwood: No, for a microphone.

Jake: A microphone?

[pause]

Jake: Okay I can see that. What the hell is this?

Elwood: This was a bargain. I picked it up at the Mount Prospect city police auction last spring. It’s an old Mount Prospect police car. They were practically giving ’em away.

Jake: Well thank you, pal. The day I get outta prison, my own brother picks me up in a *police* car!

 

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Quote of the Day: Ferris Bueller’s Day Off

Ferris: [Hiding on the floor of the taxi while his father is in the car next to him] What’s he doing?
Sloane: He’s licking the glass and making obscene gestures with his hands.

Happy 50th birthday to Mia Sara!!!

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