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Quote of the Day: Arthur


Arthur:
Hobson?

Hobson:
Yes.

Arthur: Do you know what I’m going to do?

Hobson: No, I don’t.

Arthur: I’m going to take a bath.

Hobson: I’ll alert the media.

Arthur: [rises] Do you want to run my bath for me?

Hobson: That’s what I live for.

[Arthur exits]

Hobson: Perhaps you would like me to come in there and wash your dick for you, you little shit.